Catholic bishop blasts Democrats

ReligionAndSpirituality.com
ROCKFORD, August 17 (UPI) — The bishop of the Roman Catholic Church's Rockford, Ill., diocese has issued a withering indictment of Democratic Party leaders. Bishop Thomas George Doran, writing on the diocesan Web site, described as seven "sacraments" the party's devotion to "abortion, buggery, contraception, divorce, euthanasia, feminism of the radical type and genetic experimentation and mutilation." Doran further wrote that these seven secular sacraments are espoused, professed and promoted by Democratic Party leaders — whom he referred to "as adherents of one political party." The continuance of these politicians "in public office is a clear and present danger to our survival as a nation," Doran wrote Aug. 10.

So if you had any doubt about what your priorities should be as a Democrat, the Bishop is here to clear up any confusion for you. Have you buggered anyone today?